BACON GREASE WARNING

I was headed out to the porch when I heard my email alarm..I had to check it and I am glad that I did. My friend Pat sent me THIS WARNING ABOUT BACON GREASE! I didn't know this but bacon grease will make your feet small compared to the rest of your body..damn. Now this is a shame...I like bacon as much as congress but I may just have to fore go it after seeing this.