HAVING OFFENDED LBM and CHRIS, HERE GOES WITH SOME MORE..

This one is for you Janet, Revising Life, I hope you enjoy it.


A horse-riding duck from Texas
Abandoned her horse for a Lexus
She quickly drove to a farm
Did horse-vaulting with charm
Was one of their best chicken sexers


Sorry, I struggled with the rhymes for Texas!




Now then, The Viking! - Belleau Cottage


I have to admit a great liking
For vegetarian duck - 'The Viking'
He is tall and engaging
Conversation's wide ranging
Can be seen on The Wolds, bi-cycling




A middle-aged duck lost some feathers
While rolling around in the Heathers
Heather got up
Drank wine from a cup
Rode off on a Harley, in leathers